Thursday, February 25, 2010

The 1000 word Challenge

A challenge has been issued. Apparently a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, here are my one thousand words. You tell me if a picture could encapsulate the following.

Picture this. We are stuck in the rinse cycle of the car wash. My feet are up on the dashboard, my legs bent, knees falling out. My hands are between my legs and I’m about to come.

We have been stuck for about ten minutes. Through the water streaking down the windshield, we can just make out the car-wash attendant gesturing that we should be patient. I’m in no hurry for them to fix the problem. We are cocooned in a warm, wet oasis. The water drumming on the roof of the car all but drowns out any noise I’m making. Turned in the driver’s seat, you watch me as I fulfill a promise to demonstrate my new toy.

It’s a silver egg vibrator. Multi-speed. I love this toy. I can hold it against my ‘sensitive parts’, or slide it inside me. Currently, I’m teasing my clitoris with it.

But let me back up a moment.